Oh Rene…… <3
My outfits throughout senior year consists of sweats & t-shirts/sweaters.
It’s just easier for me in the mornings. I don’t have to rush to get to school. Simple.
- Marcus: So would you catch on fire if you rode on a Rapidash?
- Me: Maybe if you're black cause weave is highly flammable.
5 more weeks till graduation and my birthday! I can’t wait! :D
Mariah Carey - Touch My Body
My jam y’all!!!
Throw me on DA flo~
I always found it funny when people are amazed that I’m not a virgin. Like their facial expressions are priceless. I’m not proud that I lost it, even though I am glad that I lost it to a person that I actually like but I could’ve wait longer. Then again I was drunk soooo……..
- Me: *Marinating stuff*
- Diego: Hey! I just love the way you rub your meat. *licks lips* ;)
- Me: Say what?!?!? o. o
- Austin: O_____O
- Diego: *winks* *walks away* *blows kisses*
- Austin: What just happen?
- Me: Apparently I marinate meat well.... LOLOL
- Me: I'm sorry sir but you have aids!
- Patient: ......What.......
- Me: *pats shoulder* You should've wrapped your willy instead of being silly!
- Patient: WHAT!?!?!?
- Me: YOU HAVE AIDS NIGGA!
- Chef number 4: *Introduces himself & blah blah blah... etc*
- Alex: *Ignores all information* You look like you can make really good fried chicken! Just saying.
- Chef number 4: Is it because I'm black *In a heavy southern accent*
- Alex: Uhhhhh............
- Me & Jung: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
- Chef number 4: I'm just fucking with you!
- Alex: Omg, you scared me for a second!
- Chef number 4: Why? Is it because I'm black!?!?
- Alex: O__O
- Me: You're hired!
A lot of my “Girlfriends” at school are now using me as their “boyfriend” as an excuse to get creepy guys off of them. It’s awkward when guys ask me if I’m dating her or her, cuz what am I suppose to say? Yeah dude, I’m dating 5 girls, omg so awkward! I also find it funny too cuz half of them know I’m gay and now they’re all confused. LMFAO
- Brenna: What is the purpose of hair?
- Me: To look fabulous duh!
- Brenna: ......
- Me: I know what you're thinking....
- Brenna: Gay. LMFAO!
Before school? Why the fuck not?