tonlimsons:

ur insecure  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

i kno what for  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

ur a bitch  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

(Source: zaymmaliks)

GOD DAM YOUR SNORING IS THE LOUDEST I HAVE EVER HEARD. & to be this close to you to hear it, my ears are about to bleed. It’s like you’re literally choking on air. I thought I heard worse before but dam you proved me wrong. How am I going to go to sleep? ><

I should start sleeping before you. But that’s not going to happen!

I was going to title this originally “Life w/ Derick” but that’s also a name of a tv show. Anyways, this morning was awkward. Since I refuse to sleep on the floor and so does he, we had to share the bed. It’s weird waking up and seeing his face next to me. O. o really weird.

So when I came back home from school, all the chores I was suppose to do today was all done. Maybe having him live here for awhile isn’t so bad. As long he doesn’t eat all my food and find my money stash, I’ll be fine. We’re working on his stench though. My room smells like gun powder and cheap cologne when you step in. It’s not cool.