So my ex is living w/ us for now.
He recently got kicked out and my mother over heard him talking on the phone about it when he was over w/ my best friend eating dinner.
My mother was always fond of him when he was around. He was basically her favorite out of all my friends. So I’m not surprised that she offered.
That little redneck declined but my mum is really scary so it’s hard to decline her offers. She said that Derick is like her second son, so that’s really awkward.
Now I’m sharing a room w/ that little redneck and his stuff reeks of gunpowder & beef jerky. I’m suffocating. & he snores really loud. UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You little redneck. DOES EVERYTHING YOU OWN HAVE TO SMELL LIKE GUN POWDER!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? =__=




